ADD : Attention Deficit Disorder (?)

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Anyway, I was just randomly surfing the internet when I came across a list of things that are supposed to be 'indicative' of whether or not you have ADD or attention deficit disorder. So I think to myself, I have no work as of now, nothing to do, well lets see if I qualify or not. So here's what I found out....

Predominantly inattentive type symptoms may include:

Be easily distracted ..check

Miss details, forget things, and frequently switch from one activity to another ..check

Have difficulty focusing on one thing ..not really

Become bored with a task after only a few minutes, unless they are doing something enjoyable ..always, check

Have difficulty focusing attention on organizing and completing a task or learning something new ..not really

Have trouble completing or turning in homework assignments ..Check

Often losing things (e.g., pencils, toys, assignments) needed to complete tasks or activities ..Check

Not seem to listen when spoken to ..check

Daydream ...Check

Become easily confused, and move slowly ...not really, the move slowly is more out of being lazy

Be very impatient ..absolutely check

Blurt out inappropriate comments, show their emotions without restraint, and act without regard for consequences ...check

Have difficulty waiting for things they want or waiting their turns in games ..check

So that's a solid 10/13 for me. Wait a minute... does that mean that I have ADD !!!?? No way.. that can't be true because I know that I do not have.. hey what's that ? ooohhh shiny...